Indian top 30

* Popadum Preach - Madonna
* Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
* Bhaji Trousers - Madness
* Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
* Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim
* When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
* You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
* Korma Police - Radiohead
* I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
* Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
* Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
* It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
* Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
* Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
* Pilau Talk - Doris Day
* It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave
* King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
* I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
* Dansak Queen - Abba
* Korma People - Pulp
* Sag Aloo - Black Grape
* Take That and Chapati - Take That
* Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji -Lisa Stansfield
* Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
* We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
* Vindaloo - Abba
* I Don't Want to Go to Chutney - Elvis Costello
* Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
* Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
* Tandoor Deliver - Adam and the Ants
* Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
* We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Germaine Jackson
* Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
* Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
* Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard

Submitted to the Jolly Rocker by Amrita Smiley